Twitter

Jeg fant en genial twitter bruker! :D For dere med Twitter så heter han @shitmydadsays for dere som ikke har twitter har jeg valgt ut noen gode sitat som jeg poster her xD
Det er en fyr han er vell litt over 20 eller noe og han poster ting hans 75 år gamle far sier... Dette er brilliant! Watch it pappa, snart begynner du og å bli gammel og da skal det twitres;)

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."

"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."

"Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?...No, I'm not gonna make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."

Do these announcers ever shut the fuck up? Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole."

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."

"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

Genial greie xD
jeg skal bli sånn sur gammel mann når jeg blir stor (A)

until next time, DFTBA! ;)