Chuck Norris

Hei. Jeg vet det er lenge siden sist oppdatering, men jeg har ikke data for tiden :S
Anyways, jeg tenkte at mens jeg venter på å få lader til dataen min så kan dere få et awesome inlegg, og hva er vell awesomere en Chuck Norris? INGENTING! So here we go:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol

Til neste gang gjør som Chuck Norris og dftba ;)